Dear ARFC warriors:
Following up on Sebastian's selected entry on the best-ever Liverpool XI in the TNP Contest, Boon has gone one step further by coming up with the winning entry for the worst-ever Liverpool XI!!! To quote Haron's words, Boon is now the unofficial "Best worst-ever" Liverpool supporter!!!!! :)
This is his winning entry:
David James: Good Keeper, horrible mistakes in crucial games
Abel Xavier: Headless chicken.
Torben Piechnik: Yes, he existed.
Phil Babb: Stupid clearance for a corner which led to Cantona scoring in 96 FA cup final.
Djimi Traore: Get more nervous watching him than having my gf at the wheel.
Jimmy Carter: For having a US President's name and played like one.
Istvan Kozma: He was a football player. He tried.
Paul Stewart: Looks like a clown, played like one too.
Bernard Diomede: Would get in TNP's list of Worst World Cup winner ever.
Sean Dundee: 0 goals
Erik Meijer: 2 goals. Vs Hull.
Subs:
Antonio Nunez
Bruno Cheyrou
Jean-Michel Ferri
Josemi
Kvarme
Diouf
Dicks
James passes to Piechnik. Babb, not knowing he's a teammate, tries to tackle him. The ball rolls to Traore and he whacks it upfield. Ball rolls 10 metres to Stewart who was still strolling upfield while Kozma was trying to explain to the away fans where Hungary is on the atlas. All this while, Diomede was advising Carter how he managed to be a World Cup winner despite being a crap player. Unable to stand the sight of it, Dundee and Meijer rushes down the field to pick up the ball. It happened, Dundee got his first goal. An own goal. And Xavier? He was still in the dressing room styling his hair. Happy New Year!!
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