Only 3 ARFC warriors ever scored 6 goals in a match

Dear ARFC warriors,

Sepp Bladder just got back to me.

In our 22-year history, only these 3 ARFC warriors had ever scored 6 goals in a match:

05 Jul 1992 - Robin (we won 14-2)
10 Nov 1996 - Robin (we won 8-1)
21 Aug 2011 - Alvin (we won 13-2)
04 Sep 2011 - Derrick (we won 12-3)

Hopefully, one ARFC warrior will break these records by scoring 7 goals in a match.

Can someone arrange a primary school or woman's team to play against us?   ;p