Bogus referee!!!!

FIFA has just found out that the Indian referee is actually not a qualified referee at all. In fact, he is just a prata seller at Jalan Kayu!! I just obtained the report from the Indian referee from FIFA as follows:


"My name is Runchoolai s/o Pratalingam. I am 47 years old. I selling roti prata at Jalan Kayu for 27 years already. In my free-time, I like to go window-shopping only at Mustaffa because got many many Indian girls to see. I also like to see football matches especially my favourite Man Yoo team. If got enough money, I sometimes go Muthu's Curry to eat fish-head but my money little little only, so never go there a lot.

I want to say that I am not a qualified referee at all. Yesterday my off-day because sunday right. My friend, who is a qualified referee, could not do the referee at United World College at 3 pm because he also want to go Mustaff Centre to see girls. He asked me to help him do the game. I know I no qualified referee, but I need the money because I bring my girlfriend want to go see the Singapore show "Rule No. 1" on Sunday night. I heard the show got Fiona Xie there.

So I borrowed my friend's referee clothes and go and do the game. After the game start already, I was confused at some of the rules. I thought referee very easy easy to do wan. I watched the Man Yoo games and everytime my decisions from my room sofa were correct.

I started to make some funny decisions and both teams were angry with me. They tried to talk to me in English but I only understood a bit bit little little only and so did not talk back to them. But the team wearing white very "wiolent" and shout many many.

I already panicked and hope the game will end soon. Luckily, the white team player want to kick the player and I quickly end the game. I very scare both teams will whack me like that.

After ending the game, I quickly hid one corner. Eh, I know you want to joke, but I did not set up a "mama stall" there. After changing, I called my girlfriend and go see the Fiona Xie show. The show is good and my girlfriend happy happy with me later. I also happy happy."