FIFA has just found out that the Indian referee is actually not a qualified referee at all. In fact, he is just a prata seller at Jalan Kayu!! I just obtained the report from the Indian referee from FIFA as follows:
"My name is Runchoolai s/o Pratalingam. I am 47 years old. I selling roti prata at Jalan Kayu for 27 years already. In my free-time, I like to go window-shopping only at Mustaffa because got many many Indian girls to see. I also like to see football matches especially my favourite Man Yoo team. If got enough money, I sometimes go Muthu's Curry to eat fish-head but my money little little only, so never go there a lot.
I want to say that I am not a qualified referee at all. Yesterday my off-day because sunday right. My friend, who is a qualified referee, could not do the referee at United World College at 3 pm because he also want to go Mustaff Centre to see girls. He asked me to help him do the game. I know I no qualified referee, but I need the money because I bring my girlfriend want to go see the Singapore show "Rule No. 1" on Sunday night. I heard the show got Fiona Xie there.
So I borrowed my friend's referee clothes and go and do the game. After the game start already, I was confused at some of the rules. I thought referee very easy easy to do wan. I watched the Man Yoo games and everytime my decisions from my room sofa were correct.
I started to make some funny decisions and both teams were angry with me. They tried to talk to me in English but I only understood a bit bit little little only and so did not talk back to them. But the team wearing white very "wiolent" and shout many many.
I already panicked and hope the game will end soon. Luckily, the white team player want to kick the player and I quickly end the game. I very scare both teams will whack me like that.
After ending the game, I quickly hid one corner. Eh, I know you want to joke, but I did not set up a "mama stall" there. After changing, I called my girlfriend and go see the Fiona Xie show. The show is good and my girlfriend happy happy with me later. I also happy happy."
Monday, March 31, 2008
FIFA to launch investigation on the referee
After viewing video footage of the referee's very poor performance, FIFA decided to launch its investigation to see whether the referee is a qualified one or not.
It will made known its decision within 24 hours.
It will made known its decision within 24 hours.
Referee undid ARFC
Playing in front of just 77 fans at the magnificent natural-grass pitch at United World College, ARFC was defeated 2-3 by the REFEREE instead of the opponent.
The reason for the low turn-out was mainly because of the absence of almost half the first team warriors namely, dependable Jinzhong (work), determined Huiming (family affairs), hard-man Tjioe (overseas work), sublime Khim (overseas vacation), towering Toh (overseas vacation), ARFC scoring legend (hunting Mas Selamat) and reliable David (keeping his lovely son Marco company). As such, ARFC has no choice but to enlist the assistance of Soon (hardworking Tong’s friend) and versatile Kiat’s friends, namely, Teo, Josh and Rafael. Speedy Hee also sprung a surprise when he returned from his injury suffered on 03 Feb 08 at Ahmad Ibrahim SS. Deadly Robin also helped out for his 2nd appearance in our new jerseys.
ARFC thus started with guest-player Teo as GK, unpredictable Blackburn and deadly Robin on the right, left-foot wizard Bernard and talisman Derrick on the left, astute-reading sweeper Elvis partnered hardworking Tong at the heart of defence, influential Sebastian paired up with Soon in the middle of midfield, with powerful Alvin up front with Josh. Versatile Kiat, Rafael and speedy He were the subs.
As usual, ARFC stamped its authority on the game and started dominating proceedings. Talisman Derrick continued his good form by creating a first golden opportunity in the 7th min. In a mazy run, he eluded 3 players to face their keeper one-on-one. Alas, his placing shot was touched round the post by their keeper for a corner. Unlucky!! Powerful Alvin and deadly Robin also impressed with several penetrative runs on the flanks.
ARFC opened the scoring just another 7 minutes later. The hugely impressive Soon won the ball on the left and laid the ball to the on-rushing influential Sebastian outside the penalty box. The latter then pushed through the ball into the penalty box and ran into the box in his attempt to beat the off-side trap. However, the ball was too far ahead and instead the ball went to Josh who was clearly in an off-side position. Despite the opponents’ protest, the referee did not blow for an off-side and Josh gleefully thumped the ball home. 1-0!!
This strange decision soon back-fired on ARFC as the referee knew he had made a blunt error and tried to compensate for it by giving strange decisions in favour of the opponent. Some classic examples were his off-side decisions for ARFC warriors who had obviously ran in from deep and yet he gave off-side. The best example came in the 27th min, the over-lapping hard-working Tong broke clear of their defence and squared the ball BACK to the lurking talisman Derrick who duly placed the ball into the net. To the whole stadia’s astonishment, the referee disallowed the goal for off-side!!!!
The opponents equalized 7 minutes later. Influential Sebastian failed to challenge a high-ball pumped from their keeper and their midfielder headed the ball on for their striker who was also in an off-side position. Again, the referee ruled in favour of the opponent who then equalized. 1-1
Disaster struck just 3 mins later when the opponents capitalized on a static ARFC defence to head a looping ball over our guest keeper. 1-2.
When play resume, ARFC calmed down and searched for an equalizer which came just 4.7 mins after the re-start. Unpredictable Blackburn, who took over the keeper’s role, superbly pumped a high ball all the way near the penalty box to the waiting powerful Alvin. Their defender then tried to head the ball back to his keeper which was anticipated by powerful Alvin. He then took the ball away from their keeper and expertly thumped the ball home for his 43rd ARFC goal.
At this stage, the referee again started giving out very strange calls which clearly and severely affected ARFC’s play. Nevertheless, ARFC tried its best to keep a cool head and speedy Hee nearly put ARFC ahead but his chip was just 0.77 inches off the mark. Influential Sebastian also picked up a loose ball from a corner but his drive from 37 metres cleared the cross-bar by 0.7 metre.
In the 77 mins came the strangest decision by the referee. Their direct free-kick was blocked and diverted to their off-side striker who was nearly standing on par with unpredictable Blackburn at the goal-line before the kick was taken. However, the referee allowed the goal much the chagrin of the ARFC warriors. With this decision, almost all the ARFC warriors lost heart and for the first-time ever, influential Sebastian lost composure and argued with the referee which was totally uncharacteristic!!!
True enough, the referee’s decisions so incensed the warriors that in the dying mins, powerful Alvin gave an “Eric Cantona-like kick” at their defender but missed him. The move nearly sparked a free-for-all and the referee then cowardly blew for the final whistle to avoid being whacked by both teams.
The reason for the low turn-out was mainly because of the absence of almost half the first team warriors namely, dependable Jinzhong (work), determined Huiming (family affairs), hard-man Tjioe (overseas work), sublime Khim (overseas vacation), towering Toh (overseas vacation), ARFC scoring legend (hunting Mas Selamat) and reliable David (keeping his lovely son Marco company). As such, ARFC has no choice but to enlist the assistance of Soon (hardworking Tong’s friend) and versatile Kiat’s friends, namely, Teo, Josh and Rafael. Speedy Hee also sprung a surprise when he returned from his injury suffered on 03 Feb 08 at Ahmad Ibrahim SS. Deadly Robin also helped out for his 2nd appearance in our new jerseys.
ARFC thus started with guest-player Teo as GK, unpredictable Blackburn and deadly Robin on the right, left-foot wizard Bernard and talisman Derrick on the left, astute-reading sweeper Elvis partnered hardworking Tong at the heart of defence, influential Sebastian paired up with Soon in the middle of midfield, with powerful Alvin up front with Josh. Versatile Kiat, Rafael and speedy He were the subs.
As usual, ARFC stamped its authority on the game and started dominating proceedings. Talisman Derrick continued his good form by creating a first golden opportunity in the 7th min. In a mazy run, he eluded 3 players to face their keeper one-on-one. Alas, his placing shot was touched round the post by their keeper for a corner. Unlucky!! Powerful Alvin and deadly Robin also impressed with several penetrative runs on the flanks.
ARFC opened the scoring just another 7 minutes later. The hugely impressive Soon won the ball on the left and laid the ball to the on-rushing influential Sebastian outside the penalty box. The latter then pushed through the ball into the penalty box and ran into the box in his attempt to beat the off-side trap. However, the ball was too far ahead and instead the ball went to Josh who was clearly in an off-side position. Despite the opponents’ protest, the referee did not blow for an off-side and Josh gleefully thumped the ball home. 1-0!!
This strange decision soon back-fired on ARFC as the referee knew he had made a blunt error and tried to compensate for it by giving strange decisions in favour of the opponent. Some classic examples were his off-side decisions for ARFC warriors who had obviously ran in from deep and yet he gave off-side. The best example came in the 27th min, the over-lapping hard-working Tong broke clear of their defence and squared the ball BACK to the lurking talisman Derrick who duly placed the ball into the net. To the whole stadia’s astonishment, the referee disallowed the goal for off-side!!!!
The opponents equalized 7 minutes later. Influential Sebastian failed to challenge a high-ball pumped from their keeper and their midfielder headed the ball on for their striker who was also in an off-side position. Again, the referee ruled in favour of the opponent who then equalized. 1-1
Disaster struck just 3 mins later when the opponents capitalized on a static ARFC defence to head a looping ball over our guest keeper. 1-2.
When play resume, ARFC calmed down and searched for an equalizer which came just 4.7 mins after the re-start. Unpredictable Blackburn, who took over the keeper’s role, superbly pumped a high ball all the way near the penalty box to the waiting powerful Alvin. Their defender then tried to head the ball back to his keeper which was anticipated by powerful Alvin. He then took the ball away from their keeper and expertly thumped the ball home for his 43rd ARFC goal.
At this stage, the referee again started giving out very strange calls which clearly and severely affected ARFC’s play. Nevertheless, ARFC tried its best to keep a cool head and speedy Hee nearly put ARFC ahead but his chip was just 0.77 inches off the mark. Influential Sebastian also picked up a loose ball from a corner but his drive from 37 metres cleared the cross-bar by 0.7 metre.
In the 77 mins came the strangest decision by the referee. Their direct free-kick was blocked and diverted to their off-side striker who was nearly standing on par with unpredictable Blackburn at the goal-line before the kick was taken. However, the referee allowed the goal much the chagrin of the ARFC warriors. With this decision, almost all the ARFC warriors lost heart and for the first-time ever, influential Sebastian lost composure and argued with the referee which was totally uncharacteristic!!!
True enough, the referee’s decisions so incensed the warriors that in the dying mins, powerful Alvin gave an “Eric Cantona-like kick” at their defender but missed him. The move nearly sparked a free-for-all and the referee then cowardly blew for the final whistle to avoid being whacked by both teams.
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Influential Sebastiano's comments
Though talisman Derrick was the MOM, I wish to put on record that all ARFC warriors, especially the defence, did very well in this match. To come back from one goal down and snatch a victory was not easy, especially against this strong opponent.
I also vow to improve my delivery from corners/free-kicks which has ben way below my own expected standard for the past 2 matches....
I also vow to improve my delivery from corners/free-kicks which has ben way below my own expected standard for the past 2 matches....
ARFC in come from behind victory
In a match played under drizzling rain at the magnificent artificial pitch at Tampines SAFRA, ARFC came from behind to defeat a vey strong Yellow Submarine 2-1 with goals from hard-man Tjioe and ARFC scoring legend Haron.
Half an hour before the match, the heavy downpour almost forced the match to be called off. Fortunately, the weather turned for the better though it still drizzled. Despite so, the ever-faithful 77,777 ARFC fans still packed the stadium as it was announced through the local papers that ARFC scoring legend Haron would be still his comeback from his injury. Indeed, he was to be the pivotal for ARFC’s victory later on.
Much to the fans’ disappointment, however, he was late for the match due to the jam. ARFC thus started with guest-player Robin as GK, determined Huiming and reliable David as right and left back respectively, astute-reading sweeper Elvis and towering Toh at the heart of defence. Influential Sebastian partnered hard-man Tjioe in the middle, with sublime Khim and guest-player Raymond on the left and right flank respectively. As powerful Alvin was also late, talisman Derrick and unpredictable Blackburn were the forwards. Dependable Jinzhong, who was available in the last minute, was the only sub.
The opening proceedings saw both sides even out. However, their speedy right winger/striker was causing problems for reliable David with his speed and ARFC has no choice but to switch determined Huiming over to counter his speed. This move reapd dividends as their player was neutralized.
Returning from a long lay-off, reliable David soon tired out and as replaced by dependable Jinzhong in the 20th min. Though usually a keeper, dependable Jinzhong was to put in a competent display at right-back. Barely minutes after reliable David’s exi, determined Huiming’s boots went “crocodile mouth” and was replaced by reliable David!! Luckily, ARFC scoring legend Haron arrived to replace the latter, prompting the crowd to rise to their feet.
Despite some penetrative forays down the right flank by both Raymond and talisman Derrick, ARFC was not able to make a break-through as the forwards were wither missing or arrived late in the box. Hard-man Tjioe though came up with a few power shots but to no avail. ARFC’s defence, again led by the imperious astute-reading sweeper Elvis, managed to neutralize their attacks with several good off-side traps.
The first half ended goal-less which was a huge surprise since it has been a long time since ARFC did not score in the first half.
The second half saw talisman Derrick replacing Raymond, determined Huiming replaced unpredictable Blackburn at left-back, and powerful Alvin and ARFC scoring legend Haron paired up front. This forward line soon provided more thrust and penetration, and ARFC nearly opened the scoring but missed some chances.
Disaster struck in the 57th min. A long hopeful punt from the opponent into our penalty box saw their player reached the ball ahead of our keeper. He then slotted the ball into the empty net despite the valiant effort of determined Huiming who tried to clear the ball away. 0-1.
Luckily, ARFC did not panic and equalized 7 mins later. A series of one-twos between ARFC scoring legend Haron and hard-man Tjioe saw the latter with the ball in the penalty box. Though being heavily closed down by 2 defenders, hard-man Tjioe showed immense composure and “tone-tjioe” (no pun intended) the ball home. This was his 35th ARFC goal.
In the 70th min, reliable David replaced dependable Jinzhong at right-back and unpredictable Blackburn took over sublime Khim who suffered an injury. These 2 substitutions paid off handsomely as both combined to set up a world-class winning goal. 7 minutes after his arrival, reliable David won the ball on the right and switched the ball elegantly to unpredictable Blackburn on the left flank. Receiving the ball, he switched the ball expertly back to the right where ARFC scoring legend Haron was lurking. With one exquisite touch, he looked up, took aim and thundered a shot that dipped in wickedly at the last moment to beat their otherwise impressive keeper for his 120th ARFC goal.
His goal had the entire crowd grasping unbelievably and even the commentator Martin Taylor was stunned for 7 seconds before exclaiming that “it was absolutely world-class! Pure magic!”. The goal also signaled that he has not lost his unparalleled scoring touch despite being out with a pulled hamstring a month ago.
ARFC then held out and could have won by a bigger margin if not for some more wasteful finishing, particularly influential Sebastiano’s last few minute’s “horrible Zulkifli-Kartoyoho-type-balloon” after being presented with a open chance by talisman Derrick.
Speaking to the 100 FHM Girls Next Door contestants, Man-of-the-Match (MOM) talisman Derrick, who consistently brushed aside their left-back throughout the entire match, was beaming with the victory over such a strong opponent “I hope that my performance today will win over ARFC fans after some insipid displays earlier in the season. To celebrate this MOM award, I will be giving a 77% discount on every renovation package by my company to all fans. Just give me a call for a quotation. No obligation hor….”
Half an hour before the match, the heavy downpour almost forced the match to be called off. Fortunately, the weather turned for the better though it still drizzled. Despite so, the ever-faithful 77,777 ARFC fans still packed the stadium as it was announced through the local papers that ARFC scoring legend Haron would be still his comeback from his injury. Indeed, he was to be the pivotal for ARFC’s victory later on.
Much to the fans’ disappointment, however, he was late for the match due to the jam. ARFC thus started with guest-player Robin as GK, determined Huiming and reliable David as right and left back respectively, astute-reading sweeper Elvis and towering Toh at the heart of defence. Influential Sebastian partnered hard-man Tjioe in the middle, with sublime Khim and guest-player Raymond on the left and right flank respectively. As powerful Alvin was also late, talisman Derrick and unpredictable Blackburn were the forwards. Dependable Jinzhong, who was available in the last minute, was the only sub.
The opening proceedings saw both sides even out. However, their speedy right winger/striker was causing problems for reliable David with his speed and ARFC has no choice but to switch determined Huiming over to counter his speed. This move reapd dividends as their player was neutralized.
Returning from a long lay-off, reliable David soon tired out and as replaced by dependable Jinzhong in the 20th min. Though usually a keeper, dependable Jinzhong was to put in a competent display at right-back. Barely minutes after reliable David’s exi, determined Huiming’s boots went “crocodile mouth” and was replaced by reliable David!! Luckily, ARFC scoring legend Haron arrived to replace the latter, prompting the crowd to rise to their feet.
Despite some penetrative forays down the right flank by both Raymond and talisman Derrick, ARFC was not able to make a break-through as the forwards were wither missing or arrived late in the box. Hard-man Tjioe though came up with a few power shots but to no avail. ARFC’s defence, again led by the imperious astute-reading sweeper Elvis, managed to neutralize their attacks with several good off-side traps.
The first half ended goal-less which was a huge surprise since it has been a long time since ARFC did not score in the first half.
The second half saw talisman Derrick replacing Raymond, determined Huiming replaced unpredictable Blackburn at left-back, and powerful Alvin and ARFC scoring legend Haron paired up front. This forward line soon provided more thrust and penetration, and ARFC nearly opened the scoring but missed some chances.
Disaster struck in the 57th min. A long hopeful punt from the opponent into our penalty box saw their player reached the ball ahead of our keeper. He then slotted the ball into the empty net despite the valiant effort of determined Huiming who tried to clear the ball away. 0-1.
Luckily, ARFC did not panic and equalized 7 mins later. A series of one-twos between ARFC scoring legend Haron and hard-man Tjioe saw the latter with the ball in the penalty box. Though being heavily closed down by 2 defenders, hard-man Tjioe showed immense composure and “tone-tjioe” (no pun intended) the ball home. This was his 35th ARFC goal.
In the 70th min, reliable David replaced dependable Jinzhong at right-back and unpredictable Blackburn took over sublime Khim who suffered an injury. These 2 substitutions paid off handsomely as both combined to set up a world-class winning goal. 7 minutes after his arrival, reliable David won the ball on the right and switched the ball elegantly to unpredictable Blackburn on the left flank. Receiving the ball, he switched the ball expertly back to the right where ARFC scoring legend Haron was lurking. With one exquisite touch, he looked up, took aim and thundered a shot that dipped in wickedly at the last moment to beat their otherwise impressive keeper for his 120th ARFC goal.
His goal had the entire crowd grasping unbelievably and even the commentator Martin Taylor was stunned for 7 seconds before exclaiming that “it was absolutely world-class! Pure magic!”. The goal also signaled that he has not lost his unparalleled scoring touch despite being out with a pulled hamstring a month ago.
ARFC then held out and could have won by a bigger margin if not for some more wasteful finishing, particularly influential Sebastiano’s last few minute’s “horrible Zulkifli-Kartoyoho-type-balloon” after being presented with a open chance by talisman Derrick.
Speaking to the 100 FHM Girls Next Door contestants, Man-of-the-Match (MOM) talisman Derrick, who consistently brushed aside their left-back throughout the entire match, was beaming with the victory over such a strong opponent “I hope that my performance today will win over ARFC fans after some insipid displays earlier in the season. To celebrate this MOM award, I will be giving a 77% discount on every renovation package by my company to all fans. Just give me a call for a quotation. No obligation hor….”
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
ARFC's top-10 scorers
ARFC Scoring Legend Haron - 119
Deadly Robin - 69
Unpredictable Blackburn - 63
Influential Sebastiano - 51
Speedy Hee - 50
WO Neo - 48
Powerful Alvin - 42
Hardman Tjioe - 34
Sublime Khim - 30
Versatile Kiat - 25
Deadly Robin - 69
Unpredictable Blackburn - 63
Influential Sebastiano - 51
Speedy Hee - 50
WO Neo - 48
Powerful Alvin - 42
Hardman Tjioe - 34
Sublime Khim - 30
Versatile Kiat - 25
Hardworking Tong stars in ARFC's 6-0 victory over Dynamo FC
Playing in high spirits after last week’s emphatic 9-0 victory at Anderson Sec Sch, ARFC completely dominated Dynamo FC 6-0 on the same ground in front of 77,777 fans.
ARFC welcomed back influential Sebastiano after his physical and mental-sapping search for the F$#@%&. Due to the school holidays, ARFC had to enlist two guest players, Raymond and Edwin, to play for us. ARFC started with dependable Jinzhong in goal, with the usual back-four of astute-reading sweeper Elvis, Towering Toh, determined Huiming and left-foot wizard Bernard. Versatile Kiat and unpredictable Blackburn were on the right and left flank respectively, with hardworking Tong partnering influential Sebastiano in the middle. Last week’s hat-trick heroes, powerful Alvin and talisman Derrick, formed the deadly duo in attack. In keeping with ARFC’s tradition, guest players Raymond and Edwin were the subs.
ARFC did not take long to open the scoring. In the 7th min, talisman Derrick threaded a superb heart-piercing ball into the box for the onrushing powerful Alvin who wasted no time and thumped in the opener for his 41st ARFC goal.
ARFC then wasted several goal scoring opportunities before doubling its lead. Raymond, who had came on to replace the tiring versatile Kiat, won the ball on the right flank and squared the ball to unpredictable Blackburn. Looking up, he chipped the ball in for hardworking Tong to plant a header beyond their keeper’s despairing dive to continue his red-hot scoring form.
ARFC again wasted more chances before the incompetent referee blew for the half-time break. 2-0.
In the second half, Dynamo FC seemed to come out with fire in their bellies and threatened to score. Indeed, their striker nearly pulled a goal back after a confusion in ARFC’s defence. Fortunately, versatile Kiat was on hand to clear the ball off the line. Lucky!!
This appeared to wake ARFC up from its complacency. The light drizzle also helped as it made the ball traveled more smoothly which suited ARFC’s passing game.
In the 57th min, hardworking Tong got his second goal in the match after his drive deflected off their keeper. 3-0 and it was his 19th ARFC goal.
Hardworking Tong was not done. 7 mins later, a cross from left-foot wizard resulted in talisman Derrick being pushed over clumsily by their defender in the 6-yard box, giving the referee no choice but to point to the spot. Upstepped hardworking Tong to place the ball down the middle for his first-ever hat-trick for ARFC!!!! Excellent!!
By now, ARFC was on the riot. In the 67th min, Edwin won a header and the ball bounced into the box. In his haste to clear the ball, their panicky defender sliced the ball which wrong-footed his own keeper. Own goal!!
ARFC completed its scoring when powerful Alvin scored his second goal in the match for his 42nd ARFC goal. 6-0 is the final score.
With minutes to go, hardworking Tong was substituted to a deservingly standing ovation from the fans.
Hardworking Tong was naturally ecstatic when he spoke about his hat-trick feat after the match. “After playing football for close to 20 years, this was my first-ever hat-trick! I must thank all ARFC warriors for making this possible. As a goodwill gesture, I will be installing TVs for all ARFC warriors and their family members at absolutely FOC!! Just give me a call will do.”
ARFC welcomed back influential Sebastiano after his physical and mental-sapping search for the F$#@%&. Due to the school holidays, ARFC had to enlist two guest players, Raymond and Edwin, to play for us. ARFC started with dependable Jinzhong in goal, with the usual back-four of astute-reading sweeper Elvis, Towering Toh, determined Huiming and left-foot wizard Bernard. Versatile Kiat and unpredictable Blackburn were on the right and left flank respectively, with hardworking Tong partnering influential Sebastiano in the middle. Last week’s hat-trick heroes, powerful Alvin and talisman Derrick, formed the deadly duo in attack. In keeping with ARFC’s tradition, guest players Raymond and Edwin were the subs.
ARFC did not take long to open the scoring. In the 7th min, talisman Derrick threaded a superb heart-piercing ball into the box for the onrushing powerful Alvin who wasted no time and thumped in the opener for his 41st ARFC goal.
ARFC then wasted several goal scoring opportunities before doubling its lead. Raymond, who had came on to replace the tiring versatile Kiat, won the ball on the right flank and squared the ball to unpredictable Blackburn. Looking up, he chipped the ball in for hardworking Tong to plant a header beyond their keeper’s despairing dive to continue his red-hot scoring form.
ARFC again wasted more chances before the incompetent referee blew for the half-time break. 2-0.
In the second half, Dynamo FC seemed to come out with fire in their bellies and threatened to score. Indeed, their striker nearly pulled a goal back after a confusion in ARFC’s defence. Fortunately, versatile Kiat was on hand to clear the ball off the line. Lucky!!
This appeared to wake ARFC up from its complacency. The light drizzle also helped as it made the ball traveled more smoothly which suited ARFC’s passing game.
In the 57th min, hardworking Tong got his second goal in the match after his drive deflected off their keeper. 3-0 and it was his 19th ARFC goal.
Hardworking Tong was not done. 7 mins later, a cross from left-foot wizard resulted in talisman Derrick being pushed over clumsily by their defender in the 6-yard box, giving the referee no choice but to point to the spot. Upstepped hardworking Tong to place the ball down the middle for his first-ever hat-trick for ARFC!!!! Excellent!!
By now, ARFC was on the riot. In the 67th min, Edwin won a header and the ball bounced into the box. In his haste to clear the ball, their panicky defender sliced the ball which wrong-footed his own keeper. Own goal!!
ARFC completed its scoring when powerful Alvin scored his second goal in the match for his 42nd ARFC goal. 6-0 is the final score.
With minutes to go, hardworking Tong was substituted to a deservingly standing ovation from the fans.
Hardworking Tong was naturally ecstatic when he spoke about his hat-trick feat after the match. “After playing football for close to 20 years, this was my first-ever hat-trick! I must thank all ARFC warriors for making this possible. As a goodwill gesture, I will be installing TVs for all ARFC warriors and their family members at absolutely FOC!! Just give me a call will do.”
ARFC in crushing 9-0 victory
Back from the Chinese New Year break, ARFC crushed its opponent 9-0 at Anderson Sec Sch in front of 77, 777 fans.
The warriors present were: astute-reading sweeper Elvis, Towering Toh, left-foot wizard Bernard, versatile Kiat, hardworking Tong, hardman Tjioe, talisman Derrick, sublime Khim, powerful Alvin, unpredictable Blackburn and two guest players - Raymond and his friend, Robin.
Powerful Alvin netted a hat-trick to take his ARFC tally to 40 goals. Sublime Khim also scored a goal to hit the 30 mark. Hardworking Tong and left-foot wizard Bernard netted a goal each.
Talisman Derrick joined the elite group of ARFC hat-trick heroes with his treble in the match to take his ARFC tally to 17 goals.
Sorry for the non-appearance of match report as influential Sebastiano as absent.
The warriors present were: astute-reading sweeper Elvis, Towering Toh, left-foot wizard Bernard, versatile Kiat, hardworking Tong, hardman Tjioe, talisman Derrick, sublime Khim, powerful Alvin, unpredictable Blackburn and two guest players - Raymond and his friend, Robin.
Powerful Alvin netted a hat-trick to take his ARFC tally to 40 goals. Sublime Khim also scored a goal to hit the 30 mark. Hardworking Tong and left-foot wizard Bernard netted a goal each.
Talisman Derrick joined the elite group of ARFC hat-trick heroes with his treble in the match to take his ARFC tally to 17 goals.
Sorry for the non-appearance of match report as influential Sebastiano as absent.
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