Saturday, November 18, 2006

Request for $6969 budget turned down

After intense, careful and deliberate consideration at a high-level meeting held at the Island Ballroom at Shangri-la Hotel involving ARFC Board of Directors and Founders, David Mak (father of Marco Mak), determined Huiming and WO Neo, it has been decided that Kiat Gulam's request of $6969 for a James-Bond digital and digital camera has been turned down.
Speaking to reporters from Lianhe Zaobao, Straits Times, TODAY, Berita Harian, Tamil Marusu, SinMing Daily, Asian Wall Street Journal, Reuters, AFP, ESPN, BBC, Cleo, Her World, Female, FHM and Maxim, David Mak (father of Marco Mak) explains:
"Actually, the requested budget would have been approved if it was just a dollar more , ie$7,000, as under the Article 7(7i) of ARFC's Constitution, all figures have to have at least a "7" digit to be eligible for publication and consideration. Nevertheless, I have conveyed our decision to Kiat Gulam and he will be putting up a revised budget once he is sober from his wild nightly drinking sessions at MOS and St. James Power House."
The decision immediately caused a huge furore within the 7 km radius of ITE Stadia. 77 unidentified die-hard female fans demonstrated their protest by stripping naked and walked for 777 metres, causing huge traffic jams near the stadia.
A bikini-clad female fan, who is a huge admirer of Towering Toh, slammed the decision "What the fuck!! Why can't the budget be approved? With a better camera, at least I can download clearer pictures of my baby Towering Toh's superb headed goals. KNN"
Another sexy babe, who is believed to hail from China, enthused "Tui Ma! , Ru Guo You Hao de xiang ji, wo jiu ke yi pai keng hao wo de ai ren powerful Alvin de feng cai. Rang hou, wo ke yi ji que zhong guo!!"
(Translation: Correct! If there is a good camera, I can take better pictures of my suave powerful Alvin. Then, I can send to China."
Another 7 female fans, who look like they are not more than 17 years old, shouted "Buy a better camera now!! We need to see clearly Speedy Hee's speed as the old camera cannot give a good image as Speedy Hee is too fast!!"
In view of the huge uproar, the ARFC Board of Directors would be convening another urgent meeting to address the issue. The decision will be announced in due course.......

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