To hard-man Tjioe:
Actually not. ARFC did not steam-rolled all our opponents for this tournament ( Please check out website www.sghomeground.com) as we have already lost 2 game in the earlier part of the tournament but have since revenged with terrific win against them when we did the replay. Well said!!We're no longer vibrant young & busted up turbo-charged energy combo Ferraris speed players (With exception of Speedy Hee & Stamino HuiMing) hence collective teamwork is much more an emphasis nowadays in our team strategy to bring back those precious points. Fat, Old or ugly is no longer the taboo topics in our ARFC camp. As long as we keep winning all our matches (Tournaments or Friendlies)..the board of directors of ARFC will not stop your fast cars,unlimited booze, sex orgies and rock & roll parties.:-)
KG: Quality video clips is lousy?? That's the only available video camera we have on our dusty ARFC shelves!! In fact, I have submitted my budget of US$6969 to purchase a brand new high tech Sony video-cam with state-of-art mega pixel of 9999bits resolution pending our ARPC financial director Sebastiano Rossi for his final approval. I will expedite to get the cold cash out from him to make the purchase for this new techno geek so that we can even capture the number of pimples in each ARFC players face on the field with such amazing resolution.
The meagre 7 hardcores ARFC fans left on the ITE Stadia?? It was very unfortunate that most of the 77,770 fans started streaming out of the stadia from the 69minutes onwards as they are international big time punters from America~Armenia & Zambia~Zaire and thus after knowing well ARFC had took control of the game..they made quick exit to catch their Northwest and Ethopia airline back home to collect their winnings.
As for the Hokkien vulgarities spewed out from those meagre few Hokkien bengs..dont be alarmed as they are just small time tiny punters who bet against ARFC and we have unfortunately made them lose their hard earned $2 from the backlane Geylang roadside betting booths.
Do not fret. By the time you hit the ground with us, we will surely have the state-of-art video cameras live telecast on ESPN & Starsports channels and the stadia wil not be filled with Punters like Ethopians niggers, Americans whites or Geylang Bengs due to our step up gate control in the entrance. ARFC board will only admit entrance to sexy bikinis cladded females blondes, brunnettes & Chinese Asian or maybe exotic Mongolians as well...:-)
To astute-reading Elvis:
Right!!The increased mass of you really brings solid stability for our ARFC defence line like a Russian made T72 tanks where even the Americans Brady couldnt even brings you down nor over run you. :-) Kekeke.....
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