Contract offer to Chun Haw

Following his impressive debut for ARFC, the ARFC Board of Directors has made an offer t0 Liew Chun Haw's parents (since Chun Haw is still a minor). The terms are:

(i) Weekly wages of $777 on a 7-year contract;
(ii) Free unlimited off-peak hours taxi-rides (courtesy of Alvin) for 7 years;
(iii) Free unlimited tuition sessions (courtesy of David) for 7 years;
(iv) Free unlimited DHL courier services (courtesy of Jinzhong) for 7 years;
(v) One set of NOKIA N8800 worth about $1,700 (courtesy of Guoxiong) for 7 years;
(vi) Free Vietnamese language lessons (courtesy of Elvis) for 7 years;
(vii) Free tennis (not penis) lessons (courtesy of Bernard) for 7 years

Chun Haw's parents will get back to ARFC in 7 days' time.....