Thursday, April 03, 2008

FIFA verdict

In a packed room of managers, coaches, scouts, reporters, roti prata sellers and Tohari Paijan, FIFA's spokesman, Sag Bladder announced its verdict on the bogus referee saga.

"After 7 hours of deliberation, FIFA has decided to impose a 7-year ban on bogus referee Runchoolai s/o Pratalingam. He will also be fined US$77,777 and required to serve community service by giving away 77,777 free pratas to Narayanan Narayanan Home. We have also ruled that the match is invalid and hence annulled and would not be officially recognised as a match. I have written to ARFC Board of Directors for them to decided for themselves if they want to officially recognise this match's records. Once again, I would like to extend my humblest of apologies to ARFC for this bogus referee saga. Thank you."

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