Sunday, September 24, 2006

4 ARFC warriors in secret training sponsored by SAF

An anonymous source has spotted a few Apex Rangers players training secretly in the lush compounds of the state of the art Khatib camp. BBC Panaroma has revealed that the players in question are the fearsome sweeper Elvis, the entrepreneur Guoxiong, the sublime Khim and the not so speedy Boon.BBC can also reveal that they are actually being recalled for RT sessions (unlike the polis) and this will explain why ARFC have suffered 2 defeats in a row. It is being urged that the 'fit' players take a cue from these shameful players and buck up on their fitness. On a brighter note, they have promised to return with a vengence in the next game as they were being chased down Sembawang road by the BBC crew. We await results of their IPPT test.

Boon (jersey no. 44 of ARFC)

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